Bieber starred in a skit as Jason Deeps, a C+ student in Tina Fey’s fictional high-school science class. Fey’s teacher character constantly fantasized about Bieber’s character, a student she described as “a dreamy Christmas elf” who looked like “a baby bunny sniffing a tiny flower.” In response, Bieber’s Deeps flirted with Fey — presumably setting young hearts aflutter across the country — and sang her a variety of fantasy songs, during which he promised to “buy her a Panini and some spanks to make her teeny.”
The parts Justin is involved with.
Tina Fey's Monologue
Tina Fey: All week there have been hundreds of girls downstairs, so I guess I am more of a role model for young women than I thought. No, I'm just kidding, I know it's for Justin Bieber. I've actually worked with Justin before, he was one of the babies in Baby Mama. That was two years ago.
Tina Fey: And I couldn't do this tonight without my boy Justin Bieber! [ Bieber walks into frame] Who's gonna help me get tonight's rating off the hizzle!
Justin Bieber: ♪ I'm every woman ♪
All together: ♪ I'm every woman, I'm every woman, it's all in me ♪
Tina Fey: And that's how I juggle it all, bitches! Justin Bieber is here! I'm gonna dress up like Sarah Palin later. Stick around, we'll be right back.
Ms. Lancey: Nate Woods?
Nate Woods: I only got a B? But I cheated so hard on this one
Ms. Lancey: Ok, that’s enough Nate
Ms. Lancey: Bart Libble
Bart Libble: Only an A+? What an outrage! You wanna tell my father? So he'll reflects on you
Ms. Lancey: thinking - I'm so tired of the attitudes in here. I work my rump off for these brats.
Ms. Lancey: Jason Deeps
Jason Deeps: Thank you, Ms. Lancey. Hey I got a C+? I guess it's all right. Physics isn’t really my jam.
Ms. Lancey: You're doing much better Jason
Jason Deeps: I bet these tests were a pain to grade. Hope you didn’t lose your whole evening. Oh well, back to learning.
Ms. Lancey: thinking - Now see, that young man makes me feel like I'm doing a good job. Plus his smile is like watching a baby bunny sniff a tiny flower. If I had to choose, I would have to say he was my favorite student. Ever. Ever. Maybe one of my favorite people anywhere. Because he’s good. Like salt and homemade bread.
♪ Hey lonely lady with the big brown eyes
I'm thinking you're sadder than you realize
I can make you smile and feel a little more related
We just really click, would it be so wrong if we just dated
Let us go, jump on my skateboard, eat some cake along the lake
And do all your favorite stuff right off the cuff cause we're spontaneous
Let's hop a bus to shop, we’ll check out Filene's
And get chunky jewelry at Chico’s
I’ll buy you a Panini and some Spanx to make you teeny
You're the lady with the big brown eyes ♪
Ms. Lancey: ♪ You're the lady with the big brown eyes ♪
Susan: Ms. Lancey? Are you singing?
Ms. Lancey: No, no. I was coughing. There is still a lot of asbestos in this building. Here's your test, Susan.
Susan: I saw you alone last night at How To Train Your Dragon.
Ms. Lancey: Oh. Well you should've said hi.
Susan: Oh I would’ve, but you were crying really hard at one of the trailers, and I didn't wanna bother you. Some boys wanted to put it on YouTube but Jason told them not to.
Ms. Lancey: Thank you Jason.
Jason: (smiling, nodding)
Ms. Lancey: thinking - That Jason, he is so nice. And I love the way his hair really knows where it wants to go. Always forward, just like him. I wonder why he’s so nice to me. It’s almost like he’s flirting. That’s ridiculous, Sharon. What would he want with an older lady like you? I don’t have anything to offer.
♪ You’ve got the motherload
You’ve got the stuff I like
Every time I'm with you babe, I just get excited
Like bling in your mouth but it's just old filling
Dry skin on your hands and your cracks so cracked
That bottom (?) with the wine you were chillin'
And the pillow on your bed with your jacked up back
Hey girl, I wanna watch you doing your pilates
And skip the hard part
'Cause baby, you’ve got the motherload ♪
Ms. Lancey: Okay, class, did anyone have a question about the theory of relativity? Anyone? Yes, Jason.
Jason Deeps: I'm not sure I get the part about the hydro-uh-whatever they’re called.
Bart Libble: This class is patently unchallenging to me if anyone cares.
Ms. Lancey: Shut up, Jason is talking.
Jason Deeps: I just need to understand it a little better.
Ms. Lancey: So do I. What I'm feeling is wrong. Morally, ethically, and biologically wrong. But I mean look at him. But, I mean look at him! He’s like a dreamy Christmas elf! I should not have poured wine in my cereal this morning. They are purest milk and I should’ve just accepted that. I don’t know whether I wanna marry him or put him in a stroller and push him around the mall. Why can’t it be both?
♪ Put me in the outfit from the Gap like that, one that matches with the jacket and the cap like that
Then slap me in the stroller with a bounce like that, with a bottle full of milk that’s 40 ounce like that
I'm your baby lady
Ms. Lancey: I wanna push you in the buggy
Jason Deeps: I'm your baby lady, you can hold me like a snuggie, you’re my baby lady
Ms. Lancey: And I'm your lady baby
Jason Deeps: It's time to roll let's go to the park ♪
Ms. Lancey: Yeah Jason’s my baby. Awww. Yeah Jason’s my…
Nate Woods: Wow. Wow.
Bart Libble: Yeah that’s 18 varieties of wrong.
Ms. Lancey: No I'm sorry Jason, it's not what it sounds like, it's just that I'm very lonely and I would like to give you a bath.
Jason Deeps: I'm gonna be contacting Gloria Allred. This is not all right.
Bart Libble: ♪ Let's give baths to each other ♪
Bart Libble: No that’s not happening, no.
Justin Bieber performs "Baby"
Mom: I want you to march over to that boy over there and act like a teenager. And be embarrassed that I'm still here.
Bedelia: Ok. Hi. That's a smart coat.
Boy: Duh, it's my dad's. He's pretty much the coolest guy in the world.
Bedelia: Same with my mom
Boy: Yeah, people think it's weird, but my parents are the only...
Together: ...link to the past in treasure trove of stories from the late 70's.
Bedelia: Oh, my God
Bedelia: So what were some of your dad's early jobs like?
Boy: How much time do you have? He was at Boeing during the time.
Justin Bieber performs "U Smile"
♪ And whenever Tina smiles, I smile ♪
Thanks you to Justin Bieber.
Justin was featured in the 100th Digital Short. Justin Bieber filled in for an absent Akiva Schaffer, gamely joining Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone while expressing some dismay at the anatomically improbable means by which they planned to reward themselves for the milestone.
Justin appeared on the show for a second time in 2013. He was was a host and musical artist. Although Justin did not sing, he participated in some funny sketches.